NO GAMES TODAY SO IT'S A JOKE

Merry Christmas! Just waiting for Downton and have sat through Tim Vine's one liners on Joke-a-motive. I was also the lucky recipient of a Joke Book. So here we go:

What position would a ghost play on your team? Ghoul keeper.

What would you call a girl standing behind the goal? Annette.

Why did the manager give his team cigarette lighters? Because they kept losing their matches.

Why was Cinderella dropped from the team? She kept running away from the ball.

Enough fun, it's Huddersfield v Preston tomorrow. Boxing Day special.