Tuesday, 15 September 2015

A STITCH IN TIME

Poor old Jack Wilshere is going through a terrible time with the latest delay to his leg recovery after a break. It may be his running style or his competitive nature that is causing him pain.

But let's not get too upset by this, compared to Steven Gerrard's “little”problem documented in new book, when he talks about his horrific penis injury. Sorry if I am upsetting any of my dozens of readers, but it is now public and you can even see the occasion at Bournemouth, when he blocked a cross by Harry Arter and ended up with a jab and four stitches in his JT.
Gerrard thought he might be saying “Goodbye to an old friend” especially when he knew that the club doctor who was inserting four stitches to the gash, had just been stapling Martin Skirtel's head following a incident earlier in the game. The video is watchable.....THE PICTURE IS NOT RELATED TO THE ACTUAL INCIDENT, Don't quite know what is going on there??


Below is a list of bizarre football injuries, some you will have remembered and some better forgotten.


Other silly incidents have occurred like this coming together with Kevin de Bruyne, the Belgian international, who sustained midrift pain during a league game for Wolfsburg against Augsburg in October 2014. His team did win in the end, but fancy being hit in the crown jewels by a pink boot.


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