SO NO MORNING SEX?

Ivorian international Yaya Toure may not have had intimate relations with his partner after midnight last night (earlier this morning)? As instructed, apparently, by his manager Pepe Guardiloa, City players are meant to be controlling themselves before games and also on day's off. The abstinence will help limit muscle injuries we are told.

It's not all bad though. The message is "just get a good night's sleep", so score before midnight.

By all accounts, Pepe's instruction markedly improved Lionel Messi's  performance (on the pitch) when he was the boss at Barcelona. It must work.............because Yaya scored the first goal for Manchester City today and he had stamina, nabbing a second at Crystal Palace, after a long lay off (so to speak).

Boss Pepe has also banned fruit juice (too sweet) eat fresh fruit, take away food (no cheeky pizzas in the dressing room after a game), full English brekkers, wifi (talk to each other) and daft haircuts.

What has been happening at Sunderland where Jermain Defoe scored his 150th Premier League goal after 34 minutes contributing to the Black Cats' 3-0 win at Hull? Has he been abstaining too? and what have the Tigers been up to in the battle of the pussys? Steady!

I think Reuben Reid at Exeter City wouldn't have just got out of bed when he nipped in with a goal 1 minute after the kick off, away at Carlisle. However the long journey north might have accounted for the Trojans weakening and losing their lead in the 89 minute, resulting in a 2-2 draw.
With Exeter nearly "root" in Div 2 and Carlisle virtually at the top, then an away draw is a good effort for Reid's side, sex or not.

Horizontal acivity never bothered George Best who was having sex, before, during and immediately after matches, allegedly. George, where did all go wrong?

In 2006 the England WAGS allowed into the team camp must have prevented Sven's team from making progress in the World Cup and four year's later Capello's boot camp plan, when they were banned, failed too.

This is what you need. The banana consumed in and around sporting activity does you good. FACT.





The ancient Greeks and Romans positively encouraged sexual activity before the "games" began claiming positive stimulation yet dear old Rocky was not really an "Italian Stallion" before fights because as we know, all boxers got "weak legs" after a round or two outside the ring (or inside it). So the jury remians out.