It is pantomime time and who better to take the lead as the "dastardly villain" than Razor Ruddock. Remember the tanking defender who made it into the "Liverpool Academy" in his time. How did that happen?
Razor has played for "local team" Millwall, Southampton, Spurs, Liverpool (1993-8), West Ham, Crystal Palace, QPR and Swindon-358 all in with one full England cap v Nigeria under El Tel!
Alledgedly having had various scrapes with players and clubs (Cantona's collar, Beardsley's jaw, both Andrew Coles' legs, the entire CPalace squad-drinking, a porsche and a blonde, alcohol limits. Razor has led a colourful life BUT.....he is loveable.
Razor has let himself go lately and recent news reveals that he has a penchance for pickled onions which he eats all year round. if he can't find the pickled version then he goes for raw! Onions in curried food tops the lot, he says.
After a good dosing of onion, there is nothing he likes more than a twister ice lolly for pudding and this will be his choice on Christmas Day. The mixture of vanilla ice cream and pear and strawberry hits the spot.
Needless to say, Razor is a man's man and at home he has his own "den" converted from his double garage. He has the vitals installed; big telly, big fridge, big sofa and no gals. his mates come round to watch footy and cricket and he has photos on the walls of him meeting an eclectic lot of celebs; Nelson Mandela, Roy Keane and Leah.
He has made a name for himself speaking after a dinners (free meal!), in TV's "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!", "Football Saved my Life" and "Can't pay? we'll take it away!" You may need to look him up to get all the details!
When he is not knocking about with his chums, Razor plays off 6 at the local golf course but as he has got "fatter" his handicap has fallen away rather like his waistline. The good news is that daughter Leah plays well and their club is not snobby, allowing youngsters and ladies to join in. Well if they didn't I think Razor would send "the boys" round!!??
Having flown five star during his jet-style life, he prefers a simple holiday and loves the New Forest. His daughter doesn't like flying, so the rural idyll is perfect for Razor and his family,
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