CHEER UP ENGLAND FANS

Stunned by our boys' performance last night and the point that Sven has been our most successful manager since, Sven was manager, I was lucky enough to be sent this marvellous set of "videos" which will take us away from all this media mire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruzcrq7MJ-k

So make your paper aeroplanes, chuck them at Gareth and thank heavens for Harry, the 21st century Dixie Dean (William Ralph Dean)

Dixie, the Everton (349 goals in 399 apps) and England centre forward (18 goals in 16), had fractured his jaw and skull in a motorcycle accident, had a testicle removed after a particular nasty tackle and became a Freemason. But this did not stop him! So now there is a hotel being built and named after him to join the Shankly Hotel in Liverpool's "football quarter". Let's hope Harry keeps all his bits in place.