KIWI CURSE AND A PERUVIAN AS A TREE

I don't think the Keepmoat Stadium, Doncaster Rovers' home has been cursed but today whilst having some fun at Walking Football, organised by the Sheffield and Hallamshire FA, somebody trod on my tracky bottoms left in a pile of clothes by the side the pitch and cracked my iphone screen. Do you have any idea of the procedures that are needed to get a new screen? The curse, where ever it has come from, also encouraged our Domestic Insurers to phone me up purely by coincidence and ask me about getting up to day on the Sky Insurance!

I was watching the news this morning as Peruvians were rubbing live snakes, smoke from some sort of pipe device, juices from plants and blood heavens knows where from, all over the New Zealand flag and photos of the national team, the All Whites. The teams are playing a World Cup qualifier today! Well let's hope the  Maoris have something up their sleeve. here is a news item with some disturbing scenes!!
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2017/11/peruvian-shamans-curse-the-all-whites.html
There are many stories of curses being made to interfere with football teams and this amusing clip will tell you about a few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36BxBa-m3r4

As if the journey to decide the two qualifiers wasn't enough to make a strong man weep.