NON LEAGUE DAY

Having survived a day with sporadic Internet and no Sky, one way and another, the €4 plastic 32 panelled footy ball and the villa maid have kept us entertained. She had precision passing to a tee and made a mockery of Jerry and Lew's tiki take. They never mastered the ridge in the patio around the swimming pool.

So no football to watch yet, but it is non-league football Saturday coming up, so here's another initiative helping to attract crowds; AFC Emley, in the Northern Counties East League Div One, are offering for a £10 online bought ticket, entry, a programme, arable ticket to win the famed Emley Big Breakfast, any food item with chips and a drink. Children under 13 go free. It can't get much than that. Come on you NFL fans. Go and support your local team. Apologies again for type face.....no idea how to remedy it.